Meet the cast

TRACY


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Its seems this one is new to the scene, and by scene, they didn't really explain what they mean but I'm going to go with she is just now waxing the pink pearl, playing with the twisted fister, giving up the meat to be a vagatarian; the other red meat. Tracy is just coming out and her mom is not taking it so well. Good thing she's got a girlfriend to support her though it all, but we all know how that goes. She be waxing another pearl as soon as she can stand proud on her own two feet! I say the drama will start with her.....

WHITNEY



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Let's start with the fact that this woman looks like she could kick your a$$...or add a little rough and tumble into to your sex life. Personally, I think she can most definitely do both. Why is she not living here?? You can also guess that she is the house Shane, macking on women across the city, though she says she's looking for love but is always loosing out to lust. That's ok, Whitney. You can loose out to lust with me any day....

NIKKI (no not me LOL)



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Do you recognize this scarlet? She came out on Oprah a few years ago and is now all over the scene with the lgbtgq A-listers all over these fiftystates. I really love how Oprah has to act like she's so surprised about us gays all the time. We all know Oprah; We know. Now that your talk show is closing will you finally come out??? So anyway back to The Real L Word. Nikki really likes to have a good time and she's quite the tough chick that knows exactly what she wants...and will let you know. Top? Maybe. But we all know just cause your in charge in life doesn't mean your in charge between the sheets.

JILL



Oh, by the way this is Nikki's Fiance. Yes, ladies they are both taken. Talk about sweet and innocent! They label her as the girl next door raised in a conservative Jewish household. Oh, goody goody. Why is it I can only think indecent thoughts about her? I guess key words like girl next door makes me want to bring the freak out inside her. Or just corrupt her. Either way.

MIKEY



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Well, this amazon is quite the busy little bunny. Between finding some sort of compromise over her wedding plans and her thriving business with high end clients she's also on this show! Now, this is when I have to remind myself that these are real people. Well, as real as reality television can be that is. My forecast is that this will be our drama queen. If it's not going her way, there will be trouble to be had.

ROSE



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And finally, the sexy Latina that Papi's character was inspired by! Why didn't they keep Papi longer?? I loved her! But now, we have Rose. This beauty is a self proclaimed player trying to break her ways and settle down. She's battling old school vs New school thought on life and maybe, just maybe, she needs to evolve into poly? Who says you can't have more than one flame at a time! Oh Rose, a rose by any other name....